DON't u just love some funny commercials?

There someothing money cant buy, for everything else, there is mastercard.



Why pepsi triumph over Coke... BEcause they got freaking funny commercials.

Why we pay taxes?

Considering the issue of everything rising in singapore( yes! Civil servant's salary too), i think many would have already know where the taxes we are paying goes to. But do u know that the money we pay also go to something else? It goes to funding Foreign talents... people from... you know where...(cannot say, Mao will execute me if i did... opps. i just did.)

Singapore govt is attracting foreign talents, but come to think of it, how many foreign talents really stay attracted to singapore? To them, Singapore is only a stepping stone to their "way to success." After taking whatever scholarship they need, they will forget everything that we gave them, even the exsistance to singapore...

Secondly, after much thinking, one could easily say that those who came from you know where are just taking the diplomatic ties of our country to their advantage. Drive past our famous red light district, and count... how many of those Foreign talents are there showing their Talents? Well, MANY... Come on, i mean why do our government even let them come in in the first place... Are they still unsatisfied that we have enough broken familes and enough old people being con of their CPF by these foreign talents? Even if they take measures, do you think they really will bother apply for a work permit to work here?

Let me share a story... I was out with my family and their friends, and one of them bought a snack, 7 for $3 from this CHINA lady (the shop beside the one selling porridge) @ S11 of ang mo kio, the big S11. I took a bite, and immediately spat it out, cause it taste like smelly tofu. WTH. And my friend's mom took a bite, and said that it is spoilt. Then, we ask my mom to change it. BUT, that china lady said that she added watever shit that we singaporeans are not used to it. Well, my mom said that it is spoilt. and GUESS WAT? That China bitch said that we already ate one, and thus, cannot change. CAN U BELIEVE IT? When i thought singaporean aunties are good at being unreasonable. BUT crap, that MOFO Chee-NA dog...

well, however, i cannot say that all china people are bad. But i don really see why our government are attracting them over. For millions being pumped into nurturing them, we only get at most one or two of them actually staying or even coming back to singapore to contribute to the society of Singapore.

Looking at the newspaper, Raid in massage shop, KTV... most of the time, i can see that how many how many china people are caught, how the china woman had done this, cheat the old man of that(well, cant really blame the Chee-na woman, those old horny bastard deserve it too) then ditch him when he don have money... Is this what our singapore govt wants considering out AGEING POPULATION?

HOWEVER, i must emphasize that not all china people are bad, just that the majority are giving me this bad impression, that i cant seems to change at the moment...

Dreaming of you by Selena Quintanilla (

Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I stay up and think of you
And I wish on a star that somewhere you are
Thinking of me too

Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Than here in my room dreaming about you and me...

Wonder if you ever see me (see me)
And I wonder if you know I'm there (am I there)
If you looked in my eyes
Would you see what's inside
Would you even care?

I just wanna hold you close
But so far all I have are dreams of you
So I wait for the day
And the courage to say how much I love you
Yes I do!

I'll be dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Than here in my room dreaming about you and me

Corazón I can't stop dreaming of you
No puedo dejar de pensar en ti
I can't stop dreaming
Cómo te necesito
I can't stop dreaming of you
Mi amor, cómo te extraño

Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I stay up and think of you
And I still can't believe
That you came up to me and said "I love you"
I love you too!

Now I'm dreaming with you tonight
Till tomorrow and for all of my life
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Than here in my room dreaming with you endlessly
Dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Than here in my room
I'll be dreaming of you tonight

Endlessly
And I'll be holding you tight
Dreaming...with you...tonight!

Endlessly...Endlessly..Dreaming

Everytime i sleep, i will dream of you, everynight, for the rest of my life. Are u doing the same?

Commercials, whether u like it or not, they will still be there.
disrupting your life, yr favourite show. but there are some commercials i am willing to give my time to, and those are the commercials that are wat i call, good commercials

From Bangkok


From America


From thailand

haha yea, POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN

And Durex?


BUT this is the ultimate one..

Amazing things u can do with yr instruments...

Hardcore players, hardcore music... tribute to them
first up, some old classical instrument with a tingle of technology.


next up, classical song with modern instruments

GUYS, TOJO IS BACK... TO SCREW UP WHITE PEOPLE'S LIFE...

SHALL MAKE TWO UPDATE ON THE VIDS TODAY... ENJOY GUYS




HERE IS ANOTHER ONE




OH WAIT GUYS... there is one more... just updated for it.. special edition.

ALL HAIL TOJO

CHINESE TORTURE TEST. There is always a price to pay for everything.

A man was out in the Chinese wilderness and he was hopelessly lost. It had been nearly three weeks since he had eaten anything besides what he could forage and he had been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees.
One afternoon he came upon an old mansion in the woods. It had vines covering most of it and the man couldn’t see any other buildings in the area. However, he saw smoke coming out of the chimney. He knocked on the door and an old man with a beard almost down to the ground answered. The old man squinted his eyes and asked, "What do you want?" The man said, "I've been lost for the past three weeks and haven't had a decent meal or sleep since that time. I would be most gracious if I could have a meal and sleep in your house for tonight." The old Chinese man said, "I'll let you come in on one condition. You cannot mess around with my granddaughter."
The man, exhausted and hungry, readily agreed. "I promise I won't cause you any trouble. I'll be on my way tomorrow morning." The old Chinese man replied, "Okay, but if I do catch you then I'll give you the three worst Chinese torture tests ever known to man." "Okay, Okay," the man said as he entered the old house.
That night, when the man came down to eat (after showering), he saw how beautiful the granddaughter was. She was an absolute pearl, and while he had only been lost three weeks, he had gone many, many months without sex.
The girl had only seen the occasional monk besides her grandfather. They couldn't keep their eyes off each other throughout the meal. That night, the man snuck into the girl's bedroom and they had quite a time. The man crept back to his room later that night, thinking to himself, "Any three torture tests would be worth it after that experience."
The next morning the man awoke to a heavy weight on his chest. He opened his eyes and there was this huge rock on his chest. On the rock was a sign that said. "First Chinese torture test: 100-pound rock on your chest."
"What a lame torture test," the man thought to himself as he got up and walked over to the window. He opened the shutter and threw the rock out.
On the backside of the rock was another sign saying, "Second Chinese torture test: right testicle tied to rock." The rock was too far out the window to be grabbed, so he quickly jumped out the window after the rock.
Outside the window was a third sign saying, "Third Chinese torture test: left testicle tied to bedpost."

Labels: Price to pay.

Don't you just love the way authors manipulate words, and change the way we See things?
Does this sounds damn serious? like as if i am gonna do some philosophy thingy again.. actually, nope. just read on.


Great-Uncle George
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose -- how to handle that great-uncle George, who was executed in the electric chair.


The author said he could handle the story tactfully.The book appeared. It said, "Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution, was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock."

OH, AND I HAVE FINALLY FIRGURED WHERE TO GO...
first, complete my O levels,( yeah, 45 days to end of it) then go hopefully to a poly, where i try to go into flying school and also do something and pass with flying colours that allow me to go Uni. The next thing might shock you abit, cause it totally contradicts with the last post.

I AM GOING TO SIGN UP FOR RSAF SCHOLARSHIP, if possible.
hahaha...
Then just pull through my 4-6 years of army( hopefully as a pilot, which i don mind extending it) and maybe... and hopefully, that i can successfully, completely become a commercial pilot.

There is a crack, a fault. But the diamond is holding strong, and sparkling like they always do. But this diamond will never be perfect again. The total internal reflection have faded, the light do not reflect off each facet onto another facet. The light, like blood in a punctured heart, leaks out from the diamond, leaving a empty but shiny diamond.



Well, guess wat? why L1R5 is like erm.. 17? I should be like 14 lar. stupid history. Can u believe it? Selva almost flunk my history. Reason being that i did not give in DEPTH. WTH!!! my history not in depth? That is not possible man, but i just happen. Well, but after all, it is very stupid for a A1 SS to be pulled down by history C6 to end up as a B4. F!#@... (pardon me.)

Thus with such marks? i donno where the hell i can go. JC? For the first one month. And recently, my mind have fallen into a dilemma again. JC OR POLY. My tuition teacher thinks that the course that i am taking in poly is kinda too specialise, which is not good, cause if i do not make the cut, i don make the buck. Then that will really suck

Well, my tutor also thinks that i can go SIGN ON... Can you believe it? SIGN ON? GOD!!! for like 6 years bonded to Army, when 4 years to NCC ( 1 per week) is enough to make me go arghh.. BORED!!!. so u can expect what is it gonna be if i did really sign on. Imagine this...

Commander: " Captain Lou, is this what u think will happen if u fly like that?"
ME : " erm, i donno? ( give stupid face)"
C : " U DON NOE? U FARK SHIT. U DON NOE? HOW MUCH MORE INCOME TAX I HAVE TO PAY WHEN U CRASH THIS WORLD WAR 2 SHIT JUNK?

ME :"erm... wait let me check, SIR!"
C :" DID I HEAR U SAY CHECK U DUMB SHIT. BY THE TIME U COME UP WITH THE FIGURES, I WOULD BE DEAD UNDER A PILE OF TAX INVASION SUMMONS.

ME :" SORRY SIR"
C :"SORRY? I TAKE KNIFE AND STAB U AND SAY SORRY CAN OR NOT? U DICKSHIT

then u can expect wat is gonna happen next. BIANG.. dead commander, and i will be in jail, pondering if i really let him stab me with the knife and say sorry, so instead or me sitting here, it will be the shit head.


I just realise that my story had just derailed... seriously... from JC and Poly to jail and killings...
SRY ABT THAT.

okay back to JC and poly. Hmmm.. if can score well, like single digit, then i might be going to a JC. if i score 10 and above, then poly is where i am going.

Oh man. this song is cool. Totally transformed a slow sad song into an upbeat DISCO... BOGEY baby!


If you're not the one then why do my heart tell me that i am

Labels: Are you my one? i hope u will be

NUS is kinda fun... if i get that lecturer.

many people think that singapore's education system is all work no play. but please do no think that way, as there are proof that lectures in the NUS can also be quite fun. Or should i say, very fun?

this is the full version. so its kinda long. but please bear with it.

izzit me or izzit that the guy looks like MR.Prem?

AS PROMISED... TOJO IS BACK

hey man, the black dude is back. miraclously he was not murdered somehow. not that i have a grudge against black people, but the way he stir trouble and F@!^ing up white people's life is damn hardcore.

P.S. Love the way he talk is cool too... seperation, segregation, elimination... OWN!!!

THIS IS ART... on a whole new level

can u believe that superman started out as a penis in the artist mind? how great is that man.

Oh come on. You don't believe me? take a look at this



don't worry. i did not see that coming too

RACISM...

Have u ever wonder why americans discriminate the black people although they do nothing?

here is an irony.... this black dude... makes all sorts of things that could get him killed in Britain and nothing gets to him... All because Britain is a GENTLEMEN COUNTRY, at least for now.




will post more of his clips soon... if he is still alive

Nuts
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"

The lost of an opera superstar


Luciano Pavarotti, the greatest superstar of Opera.. have died... oh oh.. so sad.

Pavarotti had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and died at the age of 71

For serious fans, the unforced beauty and thrilling urgency of Pavarotti's voice made him the ideal interpreter of the Italian lyric repertory, especially in the 1960s and '70s when he first achieved stardom. For millions more, his charismatic performances of standards like "Nessun Dorma" from Puccini's "Turandot" came to represent what opera is all about.
In fact, "Nessun Dorma" was Pavarotti's last performance, sung at at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics in Turin, Italy, in February 2006. His last full-scale concert was at Taipei in December 2005, and his farewell to opera was in Puccini's "Tosca" at New York's Metropolitan in March 2004.

The son of a baker who was an amateur singer, Pavarotti was born Oct. 12, 1935, in Modena. He had a meager upbringing, though he said it was rich with happiness.
"Our family had very little, but I couldn't imagine one could have any more," Pavarotti said.

Well. for those who never heard him before. listen to the first and second song. The second song give u a clearer understanding of his voice.

All Hail Luciano Pavarotti ( 1935 Oct 12-2007 Sep 6)

Sources taken from http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070906/ap_on_en_mu/pavarotti. for those who wan to noe more about Luciano Pavarotti, click on the link.

Love is just an investment.

OKOK... i noe.. i have been damn long since i last blogged. well, anyway. I AM BACK. okok... these few days, there are a few friends i noe being involve in some love thing. so well... hmm... just wanna have a talk abt it...

Love, u can take it as an investment, spreading the risk by investing in a few companies. NOT ADVISABLE THOUGH... Spread the risk, so that when one company folds, u can still substain on the other companies. HOWEVER, when u have found the one u want to be the main shareholder, don go buy another company to cheat yr own... this is instant, economic, suicide.

For god sake... research before u invest... my dad invested in the wrong company and the stocks dropped... causing ME, to miss my pocket money. ( i am talking abt the real stock market here... not abt my mom..)

Well... and. when there is an financial crisis eg. O lvl... please take back everything and place it in the safest place... the bank... A.K.A yrself, and await interest...

well well... some, or rather many... will say this is crap... YES... this is Crap.. and the world we live in is a crappy world. AND LOVE IS ECONOMICS.

This is randomly came up with by LZH the great Philosopher. Love is Economics.

Another piece of crap : Love can be a fact, Love can be an opinion... But love with always be propaganda.

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