Sunday, October 07, 2007
Three missionaries were deep in the jungle when they were happened upon by cannibals. The cannibals captured all three and brought them before their chief. The chief looked over all of them and said,"For trespassing on our land, you must be punished. You have two choices. You may choose a quick and painless death, or Ooga Booga."
The first missionary said, "I do not wish to die. I choose Ooga Booga" He was grabbed and spread eagled over a log, and then every male cannibal proceded to rape the poor man. When they were finished, the missionary was barely breathing.
The next missionary, paled when he observed this, but he then stood up, "However horrific it may be, I still want to live. I choose Ooga Booga."Again, the man was tied to the log, and every male in the village, and some males from a neighboring village also joined in and raped him.
By the time they were finished, the missionary was unconscious and seemed near death.
The third missionary, upon seeing the fate of the other two, decided enough was enough. "I choose death." The chief looked at the third man, and smiled,
"Death by Ooga Booga!"OUCH!!!
;rock YOU.
6:52 AM
